护卫员(尔冬升 饰)受雇去看管一名拥有同性恋倾向的富家公子萧毕晶(霍耀良 饰),萧毕晶的父亲禁止自己的儿子和任何的同性接触,这令萧毕晶终日生活在绝望和压抑之中。在执行任务的过程中,护卫员结识了住在隔壁的女子祖儿(王祖贤 饰),美丽而又神秘的祖儿渐渐吸引了护卫员的注意,令护卫员坠入了情网之中。 无奈,此时的祖儿已经深陷在一段糟糕的关系之中,她爱上了已婚男人约翰(张国柱 饰),尽管约翰对祖儿不过是逢场作戏而已,对待祖儿也谈不上有多好,但祖儿就是难以自拔。一次偶然中,护卫员得以和祖儿一度良宵,就是这一夜,祖儿怀上了护卫员的孩子。
Gordon, 28, an aspiring animator, leaves his home in Oregon to sell his ideas to Hollywood. After being told, correctly, that they are quite possibly the most stupid ideas ever and that he needs to spend time rethinking them, he moves back home. But his father, never a kind man, escalates his mean treatment of his rather unconventional son. Meanwhile, Gord has fallen for Betty, an attractive doctor at the hospital where his friend is staying; she happens to use a wheelchair, and to delight in having her paralyzed legs beaten with a bamboo cane; her sexual aggression intimidates him. Gord's family goes to a psychiatrist, and he lies to her that his father molests Gord's brother, Freddy; Gord neglects to mention that Freddy is 25. Soon, Gordon has the house to himself, and comes up with a winning animated series, "Zebras in America" based on his own family. All this is really a framework on which Tom Green hangs his usual crazy stunts. Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here. 好食懶飛搞搞震,氣得父親“紮紮”跳 !電視搞笑高手湯格連自編自導自演處女作! 終日游手好閒,已經廿八歲了,一直夢想成為荷里活卡通片動畫大師的葛,終於有機會一嚐夢想的工作,但只是暫時性,跟著又跑去芝士工廠做無聊的工作。最後,葛決定回到家去,但父親占士則希望他能長大成熟點,搬離他們,像弟弟法迪般,找一份像樣的工作。葛與父親占士因此事展開父子大戰,葛想出不少古靈精怪的方法來氣父親,弄得占士七竅生煙,使人捧腹大笑……
天山派李秋水(林青霞 饰)爱上掌门师兄逍遥子,却不知逍遥子所爱的其实是李秋水的孪生妹妹李沧海(林青霞 饰)。而天山童姥巫行云(巩俐 饰)对李沧海亦有超越性别之爱。逍遥子被同门叛徒丁春秋(徐少强 饰)下毒中伤,被迫归隐到飘渺峰,设下“玲珑棋局”等来本性善良、佛性极深的有缘人虚竹 (林文龙 饰),将百年功力悉数相传,以期代他清理门户。 为夺少林宝物,丁春秋率阿紫(张敏 饰)、诱动连手的李秋水等人欲血洗少林,得到了逍遥子毕生功力的虚竹在巫行云的帮助下临危受命,与丁春秋展开了回合大战。
A cop (Roberts) tries to bust a gang of teenage gun dealers. In the process he catches only one and tries to charge him with a number of offences but fails since the gang member is underage. One by one the youth's friends start turning up dead. It is up to Dylan (Roberts), and his partner to save the youth from the same fate as the rest of his gang.
故事发生在一处偏远的小山村之中,一天,这里来了一位名叫石久(邱林 饰)的访客,他带来了一台电影放映机,给从未离开过村落的村民们放电影看,替村民们打开了新世界的大门。石久发现才富拥有过人的歌唱天赋,为了这天赋不至于被埋没,石久千辛万苦总算替他筹得了500元资助费,将才富送进了城里。 因为整日辗转于村落之间,石久已经很久很久都没有回过家了,最终,妻子选择带着孩子离开了他。一次偶然中,石久将心中的苦闷和烦恼告诉了一名记者,这位记者将石久的事迹写成了文章登上了报纸,让石久的光荣故事流传了开了。成名后,石久面临的困境得到了解决。
上世纪70年代,一支集结了科考队员、探险家、战地摄影记者、军人的探险队,冒险前往南太平洋上的神秘岛屿——骷髅岛。他们的到来惊扰了岛上之神——史上最大金刚。经过一番惨烈的激战之后,探险队员散落在了岛屿各处。此时,队员们才意识到这次探险并不是一次单纯的科考任务,而是去探索怪兽存在的证明。 在这片与世隔绝、危险密布的丛林,无数怪异的史前生物暗藏其中,时刻威胁着他们的生命。队员们还遇到了神秘的原始部落,金刚的身世和其守护岛屿的原因也被逐渐揭开,原来,恐怖阴森的骷髅岛上还蛰伏着更凶狠残暴的怪兽……
吉尔·塔克(贝茜·拉塞尔 Betsy Russell 饰)向警方和盘托出竖锯事件的始末,而侥幸逃脱死亡威胁的马克·霍夫曼(科斯塔斯·曼迪勒 Costas Mandylor 饰)则向警方发出警告,势要杀掉吉尔不可。警署上下如临大敌。另一方面,自称竖锯游戏幸存者的波比·达根(肖恩·派特里克·弗兰纳里 Sean Patrick Flanery 饰)高调现身,演讲、出书、接受电视台专访、组织幸存者自救会,风光无限之时名利双收。然而波比只是一个为搏出位的骗子,他的谎话骗过了大多数人,却骗不了竖锯约翰(托宾·贝尔 Tobin Bell 饰)。一场针对波比及其团队的残酷生存游戏拉开序幕……本片为电锯惊魂系列第七部,制作成3D影片上映。©豆瓣
《世界再见》是DenisHennelly导演的一部喜剧,剧情类电影,于2013年美国上映。讲述了詹姆和莉莉靠网络为生,精心地养育他们女儿。当一个神秘的群发短信发布全国范围,引发了世界末日般的网络灾难[1]。
投资人蒋浩为了继承养父遗产,雇佣世界第一杀手汤一笑去暗杀自己的妹妹蒋梦;为保成功,又雇佣了世界第二的杀手白狼,而白狼却想打败汤一笑取而代之而汤一笑从不真的杀人,而让对方配合假死,再远走高飞;这天汤一笑和蒋梦在练习假死,白狼突然出现,追逐打斗至郊外。恰巧和汤一笑长相相似的方舟正在附近拍戏。白狼一声枪响,汤一笑和方舟不慎双双跌落山坡,剧组寻找到汤一笑,错把汤一笑当方舟带走。同样,方舟也被搞错,被蒋梦从医院带回安全屋。汤一笑和方舟醒来后双双失忆,并被强加上对方的身份,一个是演员,一个是杀手的身份,并发生了诸多啼笑皆非的事情……